Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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