I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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