East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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