It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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