one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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