i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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