I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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