That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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