Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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