Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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