Your dad touched me again.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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