I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do plants get herpes?
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