just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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