You work out of a Hotel?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just high enough for therapy.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
