escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
