butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
