question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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