Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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