you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My breasts were aching with rage.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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