I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
