no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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