Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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