i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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