living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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