Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Brb crying the tears of my youth
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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