she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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