i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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