I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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