Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
