508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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