he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
