if i can run in heels then i can drive
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Let's get the cat blown out
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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