To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
