Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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