By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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