love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
