at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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