There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize