tell your sister to shave her snatch
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
What a dumb baby whore.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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