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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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