Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
is it fun? or sober?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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