Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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