After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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