Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need a beard to bite.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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