Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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