I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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