so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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