does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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