Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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