i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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