you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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