I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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