You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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