They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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