my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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