wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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