Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think i got beer on your cat.
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