What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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