I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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