Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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