Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you had me at cake vodka
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize