When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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