All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
