What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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